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Tuesday, August 07, 2007


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if being out of touch with reality about menapause makes you happy, go for it girl. Or maybe with all the other stuff (ms) you don't and won't notice the mood swings, snarls, etc. etc.


1. Never wear another tampon or pad.
2. Never say "I'll never allow my children to do .... whatever."
3. Never change myself for a man. I am who I am and tough shit to whomever.
4. Never have another puppy. Too much work. Kittys now, that's different.
5. Never volunteer to dog sit. Sorry, Shad. If you ask, I might do it. But I won't volunteer.
6. Never say I'll never babysit. It's too damn much fun when I WANT to do it!
7. Never say I'll never change another shitty diaper. Already did it so ...
8. More to come.


10. Go through with a wedding/marriage just to spite my family who told me it was the wrong thing to do.
9. NOT go on a free vacation to the island of Hawaii just because I’m afraid there wont’ be accommodations for my disability on the plane and the island.
8. Tell my niece that she should get at least a BS in Education so that she will have that to fall back on if her dancing/writing/singing career(s) don’t pan out (she is as stubborn as I was at her age, see #10!)
7. Rely on a tour guide in Turkey to take care of refrigerating my injectable meds at our hotels – he didn’t and the Avonex I was taking at the time was ruined (thank God I didn’t use it!)
6. Store my prized Scandinavian, handmade candles in my Phoenix AZ storage facility.
5. Spend money this month with the idea that I can save next month…and next month…and next month…and then not be able to see a Diamondbacks’ game because I haven’t enough saved.
4. Get lost playing online Mahjong for hours…when I could be playing Mahjong on my PDA in the comfort of my recliner!
3. Forget the birthdays of my family and friends. Please don’t let me forget!
2. Not take my daily injection just because I haven’t had an episode in so long that surely one day won’t matter…
1. As said, never take my health for granted again.


1.: Never argue with a woman, whether I am right or wrong.
2. through 10.: See answer 1.

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