I've got some messages saying you want more regular posting. Well, I totally resolved last nite that I would do so. In order to do so, tho, I'm going to have to pretend my mother doesn't read here.
So resolved, how nice of it of the dentist providing me with my first opportunity to be bad. The receptionist called to tell me the dentist hadn't set up the sedation for tomorrow's teeth extractions. (Did I tell you that I need dentures, and tomorrow was the big day for them to pull all my teeth? I didn't? Can't imagine why I'd blank something like that out. Or... I did? Hmm, wonder why I can't remember telling you). I've been pleasantly blocking out all thoughts of it, except for the couple times my mother was so thoughtful as to offer to bring soft foods by for the recovery period of not having any teeth. Grrrrr (but thoughtful! :-)
She wondered if I wanted to reschedule.
She: blah blah blah
Me: Sedation?
She: Yes, he has to set it up at the hospital.
Me: But but but I thought thought thought that we weren't weren't doing sedation.
Me: (When discussing the options with sedation NOT coming up, his assistant suggested it over my head, and he looked over at her, and shook his head. I didn't say anything further, because I hate sedation because I have a really hard time coming out of it, fighting like hell evidently, and no one can touch me. As my sister can tell you. Evidently.
She: So if you want to just do the nitro gas and valium and keep tomorrow's appointment?
Me: But but but... maybe I want Sedation AFTER ALL !!! (In an increasingly high pitched tone of voice)
She: If you want the sedation, we'll have to do it after your trip. (Reno)
Me: Hmm. I should have asked this before, but will I be able to eat by the time I go to Reno? (and other things? Heh) Shhh!
She: You'll probably be pretty sore.
Me: How soon could we schedule the sedation then?
She: I'll go ask the dentist. (off she goes while I sit on hold freaking out)
Me: (Freaking out)
She: It'll have to be next Tuesday.
Me: (Unbeknowest to them, I had already changed the trip to the 25th so that I would be able to perform my rendevous type duties, cause I think ahead when it comes to sex. I shave my legs and everything)
Me: Okay. Well. Let's. keep. tomorrow's. appointment. then.
And that is why I said fuckity fuck and hinted slightly of sexual activities that might hurt a recent body part....
That is all.
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No wait. This is just one more reason to be in a fight with SanFranMan. Cept I don't think this will be such a secret cause I'm gonna make it WELL KNOWN what I am doing for him. Valium/nitro gas vs. sedation? AM I FUCKING CRAZY???
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Jacob Poems
I'm not sure I should admit to reading this post. I'm not your mother, but I'm young and impressionable. You should think about me too.
Posted by: Gosling | Tuesday, March 13, 2007 at 08:50 AM
Me, too. I have NO idea what the crap she is talking about. I thought they gambled the days and nights away!!
Posted by: TC | Tuesday, March 13, 2007 at 09:10 AM
See? Like I just said - too young.
Posted by: MsShad | Tuesday, March 13, 2007 at 09:20 AM