Duke and I went for a short walk this morning, because I was wondering if another control measure of his was not pooping unless we went for a walk. Cause he didn't poop yesterday. Sure enough, he pooped down the street, and me without a baggie to pick it up. And naturally it was the farthest point of the walk. So he got a longer walk because I had to go home to get a baggie. Now tell me ... how many people would do that, hmm? Allow me to pat myself on the back.
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I ran the length of two houses this morning. Now keep in mind these are country houses. Mansions really. With front yards at least an acre...
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I put my pill supply on the cabinet in the bathroom, figuring that they would be staring me in the face when I peed, which would remind me to take them. Since I was peeing 72 times a day, you'd think it would work great. Well, it works great first thing in the morning. But I've got a new medication for the problem of peeing 72 times a day, and it's working so great that I only pee once a day. Which means I keep forgetting the evening dose of my pain meds. I can't win!
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FiberSure is a supplement for increasing one's fiber intake. The commercial features a clear glass of water and states that the fiber mixes clear and you don't even know you're taking it. Now... correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the purpose of fiber to "scrub" the digestive tract, and move the poop along? So how is a glass of clear water supposed to do that? It dissolves so you can't even see it. What is doing the scrubbing and pushing things along in a clear glass of water?
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It is a VERY freaky feeling to watch Muttin lick my foot, but not be able to feel it.
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