Oh the pressure, the pressure. One reader thinks I've fallen off the earth cause I haven't posted since Friday, and another reader wishes I would post less pictures and do more writing.
It's the pictures that usually spark my writing, sniff. At the same time, I hate uploading the pictures cause it takes sooooo much time (like 3 entire minutes).
So here it is.
Duke keeps moaning. I think he's got arthritis. There's one section of our walk where he's afraid to cross a little bridge that goes over the canal. So he goes down into the canal, and it's a steep little hill getting down and then up again. Dunno what he's gonna do when the water comes back in the spring. If we do the bridge at the beginning of the walk, he cries with pain when he jumps back up the bank. If we do the bridge at the end of the walk, he bounds up like the athlete he thinks he is. So of course, we do the bridge last.
Gosling said I used to write about "going out" more. I asked as "going out" the front door into the world, or "going out" with boys. She said I used to go to Curves. I had to laugh. So I'll write more about "going out".
Today, yesterday, and last Friday and Thursday... I did not go to Curves. Of course, I could draw out this writing gig by assuming the question would be "Well, why didnt' you go to Curves, Laurie?". And the answer would be... I dunno. Didn't wanna. Can't remember what I was busy with instead...
Okay. That's it. Oh wait. I could share a bright and stimulating chat I had with Ben this afternoon.
McShadow : k
McShadow : know how to know if you're eating healthy?
McShadow : hmmm?
McShadow : guess
McShadow : cause I'll bet you don't know
McShadow : hurry
Ben: enlighten me
McShadow : your poop will float
Ben: really
McShadow : yup
Ben : i never knew that
McShadow : I'm sitting here nodding my head firmly
Ben : mine goes straight to the bottom.lol
McShadow : the only reason why I mention it....
McShadow : well
McShadow : because mine just floated
Ben : way to go!
Ben : rofl
McShadow : and I remembered reading about it a long time ago
Ben : I'll make a note
McShadow : do
McShadow : but.... it was green
McShadow : that's kind of worrisome
Ben : (makes a green urpy face)
McShadow : lolol
Ben : did you eat lots of iron food?
McShadow : nope
McShadow : well wait
Ben : greens, liver, etc
McShadow : I eat ALOT of raisons
McShadow : but hell... I'm used to eating raisons
McShadow : was never green before
Ben : you had somethig with iron babe
Ben : that one i know
McShadow : what is eggplant?
Ben : thats why babies poop green, most of that baby food ios full of iron
Ben : there ya go
McShadow : hmmm
McShadow : you may be right
McShadow : I'm blogging this
Ben : oh my
Ben : i guess i should say somethign provokative then
McShadow : and spell correctly
Ben : that two
Ben : ready?
Ben : "Trouble rodes a Fast horse"
Ben : rides
Ben : so much for spelling
McShadow : you're incapable
Ben : of what?
McShadow : of spelling right
Ben : well, im an excellent speller, justa lousy typist
And as it turns out, we went over why I don't go to Curves much anymore.
Ben : so why did you become disenchanted with curves?
McShadow : got mad at the owner
McShadow : plus I quit losing weight
Ben : but you could stay healthym, yes? Get that cardio thing going and all
McShadow : the last four months, didn't lose anything weight wise or inches wise
McShadow : and when I questioned the owner about it
McShadow : she shrugged her shoulders
McShadow : plus when I wanted to order 2 shirts, she wouldn't change the order date to the next day, when I would have money.
McShadow : when there was only one other order
Ben : i remember that
McShadow : the order date was a Thursday, the 28th
McShadow : when everyone in retail knows that paydays are Fridays, every other Friday, on the 1st and the 15th, and sometimes on Mondays
McShadow : she lied to me and said she had 7 orders
McShadow : later on, another employee who had heard about my hissy fit, told me that there was only one other order
McShadow : I hate liars
Ben : ok
McShadow : so I was going to go to the Curves in Rexburg
McShadow : but then I got that ticket in Rexburg
McShadow : so that ended driving to Rexburg
Ben : yep
McShadow : cause I figure Rexburg only has one cop and he knows me now!
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