Muttin: So you went shopping huh?
Me: Well, I went to Wal-Mut cause that's where the credit union is, and I had to get money to pay the rent.
Muttin: I see there's a Wal-Mut sack there.
Me: Oh yea, I forgot - I did do a little shopping. To kill time while Hella shopped.
Muttin: Uh huh.
Me: What?
Muttin: I see some gloves and a hat. Something with fur around it, in fact. For humans.
Me: Yea....
Muttin: (starts to hum "Killing Me Softly with His Song")
Me: They were on sale!
Me: For $1.22 each!
Me: Did I mention I paid the rent? Which is the ROOF OVER YOUR HEAD, young lady!
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Jacob Poems
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