I think eHarmony just discovered Idaho. When I opened my mailbox this morning, I had34 new messages in my Inbox. I average about 10 in the mornings. I signed up .... oh hell... I don't even remember when. It had to have been BEFORE I met SanFranMan.... 2 years ago? Because I have not actively sought a relationship since before then. Hmmm.
But anyways. Dear Tom, Dick and Harry, I'm still not interested, and besides, I'm moving, and how funny is eHarmony - should we alert the media that Idaho has been discovered? And my word, how long does eHarmony keep you in their files? What if I were married now, and had a very jealous hubby who thought I was seeking outside entertainment because of these 34 emails? Boy oh boy. The company who advertises trueeeee love can destroy relationship with the click of a mouse. Good strategy to get more business!
It is 2 freaking degrees below zero right now. I took the dogs out, and started my walking circuit around the courtyard like I did last year. But it's so cold, that the snow is like icy crystals on the dogs feet, so they are limping on every limb. In trying to get a paw off the ground, they'd try to sit down, but evidently ice crystals up the butt is equally uncomfortable. Poor wittle guys.
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