Someone called me last nite.  Made me laugh, which is the best thing.  Was wiggle-ing his way under my heart wings when suddenly, everything went south. 

He said something about Jeffrey needing to change his name cause he was named after some ...."has-been". 


In the Pretty Woman/Julia Roberts tradition, when she was shopping on Rodeo Drive in her hoochie clothes, and a snootie saleswoman looked down her nose - she then went shopping elsewhere, and bought many, many nice things.  She stopped by the snootie saleswoman shop, dressed to the nines, and said "You work on commission, don't you?  The saleslady nodded her head, and Julia Roberts holds up her high-end shopping bags and says  "Biigg Mistake.  Big."