This is why the garden still isn't planted

I've noticed that many, many lady bloggers seem to be crazy about shoes.  Serious shoe addictions, I hear, going on all over the Internet.  Even guys get into it. 

Now, I can't stand shoes, but that didn't stop me from feeling left out, wanting to fit in with the Internet Shoe Lovers.  An esteemed club indeed.  I was thrilled to be able to join the Poop Club a few days ago, and now I'm on a roll. 

Beach shoes! 

Regular $6 something, and they were half price!  And even cooler than that is that they weigh like maybe 3 ounces, and my feet can stand them!!!  So of course ...

I had to get a boy pair and a girl pair.  I wore the blue ones this morning during the dog walk with LabMan, and was delighted with the breezy, cool air that wafted thru the meshy material.  I was damn near skippy.  How's that for my entry into the Shoe Club?  Pretty poetic with that wafting business, eh? 

I also had to exchange new underwear cause I went down 3 whole sizes, but it never occurred to me to buy smaller, duh.  Went to the panty aisle and binged on smaller undies.  On sale, half price!  Boy cuts, hi-cuts, sporty wear galore.  Boy cuts cause it's been awhile since anything male has been around them parts in months, ahem.  Twenty-one undies later...

Wait.  This is about shoes. 

But it's sounding more like I'm into underwear more than shoes. 

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Comments

[justben1]

Are you saying your new underwear was half off?
keep me updated, k?
xxxoooxxx

[MsShadow]

I think you should have stopped at the XXX